Me: “Okay, sir, with the late fee from your last rental, your total is $9.50.”
Husband: “What do you mean a late fee? I ALWAYS return my movies on time, so you need to remove that late fee right now!”
Me: “Well sir, you returned–”
Husband: “I said I ALWAYS return my movies on time and you need to remove that late fee right now! I’m not paying this!”
Me: “Then you won’t be renting these movies tonight. All late fees must be paid before renting again.”
Husband: “I’m NOT paying this, so you better take it off now!”
Wife: “What movie is this late fee for anyway? We ALWAYS return our movies on time!”
Me: “This is for Runaway Bride with Julia Roberts. You rented it on the 6th and it was due on the 11th, but you didn’t return it until the 15th. ”
Husband: “Oh yeah, that’s right, we never got around to watching it. I’ll pay for it.”
Wife: “We never rented Runaway Bride and I was out of town on the 6th.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, it’s showing that Jennifer rented the title.”
Wife: “Who is Jennifer?” *pauses and her face becomes red* “Oh, that b***h!”
(The wife proceeds to slap her husband, takes the keys and drives away, leaving her husband in the store.)
Husband: “Well, I guess I deserved that, huh?”
Me: “Sir, you put your mistress on your account?”
Husband: “Yeah, she likes movies…”
Me: “You are aware that she could have opened her own account for free, right?”
Husband: “Oh s***, really?”
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:D wie geil is das denn?!
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Hahahaha
wie geil!
Hatte sonnen Fall aber auch schon. Wenn wir Filme zurücknehmen und sehen im Rechner das da noch ein Spiel oder Film beim Kunden sind, sollen wir ihn kurz erinnern. Und da war dann halt ein Pärchen bei mir am Tresen und hat irgendeinen Film zurückgebracht. Und hab ich dann nur kurz gesagt, dass ja ein Film noch bei ihnen wäre. Er drehte sich dann nur zu ihr um und sagte: “Schatz ich kann es erklären…” Sie ist dann schnellen Schrittes raus und er hinterher. Ich hab ja gar nicht mal erwähnt, dass der Film aus der “Erwachsenenabteilung” stammt…
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